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• He's a good man...and thorough.
• Hey, I know that guy. He's a nihilist. Karl Hungus.
• Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
• Is this your homework, Larry?
• Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Mark it zero!
• So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
• You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
• Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.
• Calmer than you are.
• I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
• You are entering a world of pain.
• This aggression will not stand, man.
• Obviously, you're not a golfer
• Mind if I do a J?
• This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
• Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude.
• I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
• This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
• Eight-year-olds, Dude.
• Careful man, there's a beverage here!
• The Dude abides.
• That rug really tied the room together.
• I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
• Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
• I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off.
• Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
• I am the walrus
• V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov!
• Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
• So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
• You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
• Stay away from my special lady friend, man.
• I don't roll on Shabbos!