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• It gets easier. But you have to do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier
• Yes, I ate all the muffins, because I have no self-control and I hate myself
• Dead on the inside, dead on the outside
• The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead
• Beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer, never fear, don't do heroin
• If you care about what other people think, you're never gonna do anything
• Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst
• For a lot of people, life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra
• Spaghetti or not, here I come
• I need to go take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not
• You know what the problem is with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth
• I don't understand how people live. It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: 'Yeah, another day, let's do it.' How do people do it? I don't know how
• Not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person
• That's the problem with life, either you know what you want and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don't know what you want
• I do love you, by the way. I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone